I Am a Sick, Twisted, and Fat Individual
From: *************@netscape.net
Sent: Mon 3/17/2008 8:10 PM
To: Kevin VanOrd
Subject: hm
I was just wondering what kind of? twisted sick person you are, to say the ‘coolest’ way to kill someone ( sure its only a game, but I think you ‘get my meaning’ here yes ? ) is to sneak up behind them and slit their throat ?? ( Manhunt 2 )
I know people who play these types of sick violent twisted games have no life ( including but not limited to sex, real jobs or real lives ) ,but come on you gotta be kidding here..It seems you have sold your soul to the ‘devil’ <haha> ,? if you really think games like this are ‘cool’ … You really should consider getting out more often , you might live? longer if you lose some weight ( darn jelly rolls ).
Is it wrong that now I want a jelly roll?
I´ll just go on and say that I am alson sick, twisted and fat, yet I don´t say it like that, I am subtle about it. That way they never expect it when I slit their throats.
I’ve been known to slit throats, being the fat, sick, and twisted individual I am. Man that throat slitting…good stuff.
And I too want a jelly roll. Geez Kevin, now I have to go out and buy some :p
Awesome mail! I want one! I guess its one of the privileges of being a public figure. I love people with absolutely no intelligence. That mail was like straight out of Xbox Live.
Haha, it seems this guy never heard of the words ‘irony’ and ‘bear’
:c)
Wow…I’m the same species as the guy who wrote that email?
Yeah, Kevin; you’ll never get a real job. Who could ever make a living off of writing about video games and the evil that is spawned from them.
I was just thinking of how funny it would be if you put the “Sick, Twisted Individual” title above your Ninja Kevin picture.
What a dumbass.
If only you’d have printed his e-mail, so much could be had…
so much fun*
Err…